So bored....

Ok so one of my all time favorite things are quotes and or sayings. I love them all, whether they are funny, stupid or serious. so here are some that i found that I enjoyed.

• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
• Death is hereditary.
• Whe you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
• I either get what I want or I change my mind.--Dreams for an insomniac
• I have lots of ideas. trouble is, most of the suck.-George Carlin
• If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.-George Carlin
• If you can't convince them, confuse them.-Harry S. Truman
• The wise man can pick up a grain of rice and envision the whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's competely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, Im vine man.

Katie♥♥

UGH!!

Wow, who knew being a teenager could be sooo incredibly confusing and frustrating. All the drama of school, boys, friends, and on top of that school, and getting passing grades. Man, it's wayyy too much to handle with one brain. I can't wait to grow up and get out of high school. I know what your thinking, "katie, these are the best years of your life, don't waste them wishing you were somewhere else." blah, blah, blah. You and me both know that being a teenager, especially a teenage girl is happy, sad, frustrating, confusing, and drama filled -aka- not fun. But anyways, enough of me complaining....I have a kitty that is adorable so life is all happy and sunshiney. yay! =p

♥♥ Yours truly, Katie

My Sister....

So basically my sister and I are considered one person. We are twins from completely different parents. It's very possible you know. Well when Maygen and I are together, many stupid, funny things are said. Here are just a few of them that Maygen and I collected♥♥....

• She's not the sharpest bulb in the shed….(Katie)
  
  · Life sucks when your spoon is too big.
  
  · Grinding= bouncing off the booty.(Britney's grandpa)
  
  · I'm like 99.9% parched, can I get a cola or something. (John Heder)
  
  · How many ways can you twaddle? (Maygen)
  
  · Will you be my husband? You're rich. (Katie)
  
  · Lord, here come the rat.
  
  · (Katie poking still pet rat.) Hey rat are you dead?? (still poking unmoving rat…) (Katie)
  
  · I don't need luck ugly, I beat your butt!
  
  · How many days till tomorrow?
  
  · When's the fourth of July? (Katie)
  
  · (Man) There's a car behind you… (Maygen) What do you mean?
  
  · Can you pay God to get us into heaven? The cheese cake was good. (Maygen)
  
  · What if I poop in the shower? (Katie)
  
  · I lifted up the blanket and for a minute I thought I was naked….(Katie)
  
  · I'd like some more please…….MOOORRREEE???!!! (off the tv.)
  
  · She looks like Barbie….wait, Barbies fake….(Maygen)
  
  · It's like an ugly girl wearing cute cloths, it just doesn't work.
  
  · (at the dinner table) Can I go take a piss in the pot please? (Katie)

Hmmm....

So, this is my first time using a blog...my mom was doing one, and I was like hey, I should try one. So, here I am . My name is Katie, I'm 15 years young....something that is very, very important to me are my kneecaps. I mean where would we be without them? If there were no kneecaps, we couldn't walk or run or dance, heck we couldn't even stand. You might regret meeting me, mostly because I ask ALOT of questions, it is entirely possible to get annoyed. I love my sister Maygen to death!!! We have soooo many inside jokes, and I always crack up when I hear them, no matter how old they are. Well that's pretty much me....I dunno, maybe I'll post more...