My Sister....

So basically my sister and I are considered one person. We are twins from completely different parents. It's very possible you know. Well when Maygen and I are together, many stupid, funny things are said. Here are just a few of them that Maygen and I collected♥♥....

• She's not the sharpest bulb in the shed….(Katie)
  
  · Life sucks when your spoon is too big.
  
  · Grinding= bouncing off the booty.(Britney's grandpa)
  
  · I'm like 99.9% parched, can I get a cola or something. (John Heder)
  
  · How many ways can you twaddle? (Maygen)
  
  · Will you be my husband? You're rich. (Katie)
  
  · Lord, here come the rat.
  
  · (Katie poking still pet rat.) Hey rat are you dead?? (still poking unmoving rat…) (Katie)
  
  · I don't need luck ugly, I beat your butt!
  
  · How many days till tomorrow?
  
  · When's the fourth of July? (Katie)
  
  · (Man) There's a car behind you… (Maygen) What do you mean?
  
  · Can you pay God to get us into heaven? The cheese cake was good. (Maygen)
  
  · What if I poop in the shower? (Katie)
  
  · I lifted up the blanket and for a minute I thought I was naked….(Katie)
  
  · I'd like some more please…….MOOORRREEE???!!! (off the tv.)
  
  · She looks like Barbie….wait, Barbies fake….(Maygen)
  
  · It's like an ugly girl wearing cute cloths, it just doesn't work.
  
  · (at the dinner table) Can I go take a piss in the pot please? (Katie)