- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
- Death is hereditary.
- Whe you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
- If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
- I either get what I want or I change my mind.--Dreams for an insomniac
- I have lots of ideas. trouble is, most of the suck.-George Carlin
- If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.-George Carlin
- If you can't convince them, confuse them.-Harry S. Truman
- The wise man can pick up a grain of rice and envision the whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's competely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, Im vine man.
Katie♥♥
2 comments:
Where do you get this stuff? It's great -- keep them coming!
Haha that last one is Jack Handy - I used to have some postcards with a bunch of Jack Handy quotes on them. My favorites went something like this (not exact words, though)...
"I think you should always carry two sacks of something everywhere you go. Then if someone asks you if you can help them carry something, you can say, 'Sorry, but I've got these sacks'."
"It is so sad that whole families are torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"
Good times!
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